Special Edition Barbies
My sister in law sent these in and well I just had to share them. Here is to all your Tri Cities / TN - VA border dwellers. P.S. She lives in the Tri cities herself… LOL
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Tennessee-Virginia market:
‘ Johnson City Barbie’
This princess Barbie is sold only at Fayette Mall. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
‘Church Hill Barbie’
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivanand matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
‘ Wise County Barbie ‘
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.
‘ Ridgefield Barbie’
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.
‘Duffield Barbie’
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
‘ Kingsport Barbie’
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
‘Dungannon Barbie’
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Hindman Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
‘Abingdon Barbie’
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Berea Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
‘Model City Barbie’
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and WIC vouchers. Nascar Ken, Jr and his 1982Monte Carlo were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
‘Allendale Barbie’
She’s perfect in every way. We don’t know where Ken is because he’s always out with the boys drinking. Includes lifetime supply of Hairspray. Optional accessories include Bedazzled sweater and matching belt.
