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With summer firmly here in the Northern Hemisphere, we thought we would share a link we found at Dark Roasted Blend to a post at Luxury Property blog here. Personally I like the German converted barge… that would work on the Tennessee.
Lemuel Calhoon from Hillbilly White Trash has a post up commenting on and linking to a video of Mary Lynn Rajskub (Chloe) from 24 shooting a handgun, while EXTREMELY pregnant. It seems that Ms. Rajskub is practicing with a handgun because she has a family to protect. Post here.
I watched The King of Kong - a 2007 documentary about people setting / breaking the Donkey Kong world record (who knew right…) - last night and well … it was AMAZING!!! Even non gamers(like myself) / non geeks (unlike myself) will like it. Watch this.
My sister in law sent these in and well I just had to share them. Here is to all your Tri Cities / TN - VA border dwellers. P.S. She lives in the Tri cities herself… LOL
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Tennessee-Virginia market:
‘ Johnson City Barbie’
This princess Barbie is sold only at Fayette Mall. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
‘Church Hill Barbie’
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivanand matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
‘ Wise County Barbie ‘
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.
‘ Ridgefield Barbie’
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.
‘Duffield Barbie’
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
‘ Kingsport Barbie’
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
‘Dungannon Barbie’
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Hindman Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
‘Abingdon Barbie’
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Berea Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
‘Model City Barbie’
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and WIC vouchers. Nascar Ken, Jr and his 1982Monte Carlo were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
‘Allendale Barbie’
She’s perfect in every way. We don’t know where Ken is because he’s always out with the boys drinking. Includes lifetime supply of Hairspray. Optional accessories include Bedazzled sweater and matching belt.
Six Meat Buffet had a great link up to a You Tube video of some non exsist, yet still great, 80’s videos. Link / post here
A co-worker told me about this, said he saw her (Amy Walker) on the Today show. Very impressive.
Chevy is currently running a ad with what I can only call a Musak version of Word Up by Cameo as the background music. What is the world coming too…..1) why would you pick Word Up as the background music to sell cars / trucks, and 2) why would you get some version OTHER then Cameo if you choose to use Word up. I do know the answer to both - #1 it is a catchy tune / phrase, and #2 they don’t want to use such a “hype” version of a song to sell trucks. Regardless I think it is CRAZY. For their next ad I suggest the following version of Insane in the Membrane.
Once again Google News has created a funny in my opinion by randoming linking a semi related picture with a story. Apparently Bill Gates of Microsoft fame is the guy that hacked the iPhone 2.0 software. If that is true it would be the first REAL innovation that Microsoft has brought to the market in a decade.
SC&A is a blogger like Swap Blog…they tend to enjoy both the intellectual and the hilarious… and they prove it up again when they follow up a highly intelligent post about politics, history, journalism, and America’s direction and future with one of the funniest and simplest posts we have seen in a long time. Post Here
